Title
Iq84 - Paperback
by Mike Dickenson (Author)
Apocalypse got you down? Whatever you do, don't think about it!"Hilarious would be an understatement to describe this book and I found myself lost for words." - Divine Zape for Readers' Favorite
An unknown terrorist has released a biological weapon onto the American public. Anyone with an IQ over 84 is in danger - people's heads are exploding - the country is on lockdown. Everything is about to change forever.
Luckily, some people are still alive. Like the President of the United States. And Congress. And millions of idiots determined to figure out why their heads aren't blowing up.
Which brings us to David Dingle. He's the not-too-bright guy whom this whole story revolves around. A lot of people revolve around David Dingle. Some of them include a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, an ineffective jihadist, a Grand Dragon of the KKK, a creationist and his very extended family, a pill-popping doctor, a drop-dead sexy clepto-nympho-suicidal-maniac, and a rogue Illuminati mastermind to name just a few.
Now David Dingle doesn't know much about these people, but frankly, he doesn't know much about much. He's just a simple American with a government job and a fantastic phone who one day finds himself at the epicenter of the biggest biological terrorist attack perpetrated on American soil. And now everyone's after him. Not cool. All the while, the President of the United States has to keep voters' heads from blowing up before re-elections - things couldn't get worse.
A timely satire that dives into the darkest corners of American Culture, IQ84 examines some of the most controversial issues in America today. It's a book about freedom.
Funny, Offensive, and Timely, IQ84 will blow your mind!Scroll up and grab a copy today.Author Biography
Mike Dickenson started writing in second grade and never looked back, although he still despises cursive. Dickenson is the author of the political satire IQ84 and the young adult fantasy fiction novel The Dreamer's Lotus: The Sacred Symbol. Also a filmmaker and a wilderness guide, Dickenson's inspiration often comes from spending long periods of time in the wilderness or traveling overseas. From 2005-2007 he hitchhiked from Elko, Nevada to Argentina; this experience taught him that an individual's perception of the world can transform the world. His writing and films exemplify this concept with the aid of satire, philosophy and the nature of humanity's relationship with the natural world. He currently resides in Ashland, Oregon.
by Mike Dickenson (Author)
Apocalypse got you down? Whatever you do, don't think about it!"Hilarious would be an understatement to describe this book and I found myself lost for words." - Divine Zape for Readers' Favorite
An unknown terrorist has released a biological weapon onto the American public. Anyone with an IQ over 84 is in danger - people's heads are exploding - the country is on lockdown. Everything is about to change forever.
Luckily, some people are still alive. Like the President of the United States. And Congress. And millions of idiots determined to figure out why their heads aren't blowing up.
Which brings us to David Dingle. He's the not-too-bright guy whom this whole story revolves around. A lot of people revolve around David Dingle. Some of them include a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, an ineffective jihadist, a Grand Dragon of the KKK, a creationist and his very extended family, a pill-popping doctor, a drop-dead sexy clepto-nympho-suicidal-maniac, and a rogue Illuminati mastermind to name just a few.
Now David Dingle doesn't know much about these people, but frankly, he doesn't know much about much. He's just a simple American with a government job and a fantastic phone who one day finds himself at the epicenter of the biggest biological terrorist attack perpetrated on American soil. And now everyone's after him. Not cool. All the while, the President of the United States has to keep voters' heads from blowing up before re-elections - things couldn't get worse.
A timely satire that dives into the darkest corners of American Culture, IQ84 examines some of the most controversial issues in America today. It's a book about freedom.
Funny, Offensive, and Timely, IQ84 will blow your mind!Scroll up and grab a copy today.Author Biography
Mike Dickenson started writing in second grade and never looked back, although he still despises cursive. Dickenson is the author of the political satire IQ84 and the young adult fantasy fiction novel The Dreamer's Lotus: The Sacred Symbol. Also a filmmaker and a wilderness guide, Dickenson's inspiration often comes from spending long periods of time in the wilderness or traveling overseas. From 2005-2007 he hitchhiked from Elko, Nevada to Argentina; this experience taught him that an individual's perception of the world can transform the world. His writing and films exemplify this concept with the aid of satire, philosophy and the nature of humanity's relationship with the natural world. He currently resides in Ashland, Oregon.
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