How to Live with a Neurotic Dog - Paperback

by Stephen Baker (Author)

Sure you regard your pet as your best friend and most loyal companion, but, while you may be loathe to admit it, sometimes it's just a sad fact that your best friend is a little bit crazy. This book is a must read for every dog owner who's baffled by their dog's quirky habits and strange behaviors, which may include the need to chew up old blankets, repetitiously lick the wood floor, or bark uncontrollably at an empty corner. This unique self-help, humor title will explain your dog's neurotic behaviors, including what it means when your dog is: *Hungry all the time (Compulsive eating disorder) *Insecure with cats (Latent hostility) *Always tired (Canine stress) *Jealous if you pet the baby (Sibling rivalry) Stephen Baker, a man who understands neurotic dogs, has written this illustrated humor book for every dog lover seeking a better relationship with a live-in, four-legged friend. It will help dog owners see things from their pooch's point of view. From understanding what makes a dog neurotic to training, grooming, traveling and feeding the neurotic dog to analyzing and curing your neurotic dog, you'll find tongue-in cheek expert advice for creating a more lasting and healthy

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Can you cure your neurotic dog?

One of the more important relationships in your life is the one you enjoy with your dog. He is your constant companion, and his loyalty is unmatched by any other animal--or human. But no matter how much time you spend with Fido or how many rawhides you buy for him, he always seems moody, in need of constant reassurance, and overly suspicious of the cat. What can you do?

"How to Live with a Neurotic Dog" is like a bright red fire hydrant on an otherwise dark street. This book will help you understand your dog's idiosyncrasies, such as why your canine companion insists on squeezing between you and your partner in bed, his aversion to soap and water, and the break-neck speed at which he devours his food.

Inside, you'll find prescriptive techniques and sage advice for dealing with your pooch's quirks and calming his insecurities, such as: Never buy a more expensive toy for the baby than for the dog at Christmas Invite your dog to the dining table and let him know that what's yours is his and what's his is his When shopping for your canine's clothes, avoid discount stores--he'll think you're cheap In addition, you'll find a breakthrough method for keeping your dog off your bed.

"How to Live with a Neurotic Dog" may not solve your relationship problems with your four-legged friend, but at least it will keep you both laughing. Read it with a dog you love.