Percival Gynt and the Conspiracy of Days - Paperback

Percival Gynt and the Conspiracy of Days - Paperback

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by Drew Melbourne (Author)

The year is 20018. The famed magician Illuminari is dead, and his greatest illusion has died with him. Dark forces now seek the Engine of Armageddon, the ancient, sentient doomsday weapon that Illuminari hid amongst the stars.

Enter Percival Gynt, accountant and part-time hero, whose quest to find the Engine before it falls into the wrong hands may be our universe's last best hope for survival. It is a quest that will take him from the highest reaches of power to the lowest pits of despair and through every manner of horror and absurdity between.

But beware. This accountant has a secret. A secret that may damn us all.

"like postmodern Douglas Adams" - PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

"equal parts goofiness and grandeur" - KIRKUS MAGAZINE

Percival Gynt and the Conspiracy of Days is a sci-fi/fantasy adventure novel full of swashbuckling, math, dark secrets, space-faeries, obtrusive product placement, Nazis, beating up those Nazis, unlimited baked beans, zombie cyborg assassins, fate with a capital "F," love, betrayal, wizards, jokes, paradoxes, a sentient doomsday weapon, eleven-dimensional space, clones, monsters, space-nuns, and at least one rat-chef.

(Only one rat-chef.)

Author Biography

Over the years, Drew Melbourne has been a stand-up comedian, a school teacher, a corporate stooge, and an inventor of odd holidays, but the job he enjoys most is that of author. No. Wait. No. Checked with the wife. The job he enjoys most is husband and father. Then author. Then fugitive that travels from small town to small town solving mysteries. Then those other things. He lives in Springfield, Pennsylvania with his wife Laura, son Sam, cats Leia and Ninja, and the fast-talking fifth dimensional imp who helps him solve crimes. He (the author, not the imp) can be found online at www.drewmelbourne.com.

Number of Pages: 356
Dimensions: 0.79 x 9 x 6 IN
Publication Date: May 24, 2018
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by Drew Melbourne (Author)

The year is 20018. The famed magician Illuminari is dead, and his greatest illusion has died with him. Dark forces now seek the Engine of Armageddon, the ancient, sentient doomsday weapon that Illuminari hid amongst the stars.

Enter Percival Gynt, accountant and part-time hero, whose quest to find the Engine before it falls into the wrong hands may be our universe's last best hope for survival. It is a quest that will take him from the highest reaches of power to the lowest pits of despair and through every manner of horror and absurdity between.

But beware. This accountant has a secret. A secret that may damn us all.

"like postmodern Douglas Adams" - PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

"equal parts goofiness and grandeur" - KIRKUS MAGAZINE

Percival Gynt and the Conspiracy of Days is a sci-fi/fantasy adventure novel full of swashbuckling, math, dark secrets, space-faeries, obtrusive product placement, Nazis, beating up those Nazis, unlimited baked beans, zombie cyborg assassins, fate with a capital "F," love, betrayal, wizards, jokes, paradoxes, a sentient doomsday weapon, eleven-dimensional space, clones, monsters, space-nuns, and at least one rat-chef.

(Only one rat-chef.)

Author Biography

Over the years, Drew Melbourne has been a stand-up comedian, a school teacher, a corporate stooge, and an inventor of odd holidays, but the job he enjoys most is that of author. No. Wait. No. Checked with the wife. The job he enjoys most is husband and father. Then author. Then fugitive that travels from small town to small town solving mysteries. Then those other things. He lives in Springfield, Pennsylvania with his wife Laura, son Sam, cats Leia and Ninja, and the fast-talking fifth dimensional imp who helps him solve crimes. He (the author, not the imp) can be found online at www.drewmelbourne.com.

Number of Pages: 356
Dimensions: 0.79 x 9 x 6 IN
Publication Date: May 24, 2018

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