{"product_id":"when-elves-attack-a-joyous-christmas-greeting-from-the-criminal-nutbars-of-the-sunshine-state-paperback","title":"When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTim Dorsey\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The undisputed king of the comic crime novel.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cem\u003eProvidence Journal\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNobody does Florida weirdness quite like Tim Dorsey  Case in point: \u003cem\u003eWhen Elves Attack\u003c\/em\u003e, the \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestselling author's twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can't get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A. Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer. More outrageous than Santa Claus in a Speedo, \u003cem\u003eWhen Elves Attack\u003c\/em\u003e serves up a Yuletide feast of the \"pure gonzo humor\" the \u003cem\u003eNew York Times Book Review\u003c\/em\u003e enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer. Think \u003cem\u003eBad Santa\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eNational Lampoon's Family Vacation\u003c\/em\u003e, blend in Dorsey's trademark appetite for destruction, and you've got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm dreaming of a Serge Christmas . . . \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's ho, ho, ho time in this hilarious and wacky Florida holiday tale, featuring bighearted psychopath Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. Like Santa, Serge knows who's been naughty and who's been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, he is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut before that, it's all a big free-range Christmas office party, where Serge will be spreading his special cheer. And there's that last-minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves--they bite). So grab a six-pack, spike the eggnog, and hit the dunes on the beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an open fire and prove that reindeer really do know how to fly!\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 208\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.46 x 8.01 x 5.46 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 30, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52402958238001,"sku":"9780062205797","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/3486\/5969\/files\/djRzdHd0cHhrMnRtc0NuMVZWb3pzdz09.webp?v=1768907957","url":"https:\/\/www.welibooks.com\/products\/when-elves-attack-a-joyous-christmas-greeting-from-the-criminal-nutbars-of-the-sunshine-state-paperback","provider":"Welibooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}