{"product_id":"brain-droppings-hardcover","title":"Brain Droppings - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGeorge Carlin\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA book of humor, including his greatest bits and new material. Component of:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, George Carlin shares all-new, cutting-edge opinion and observational humor in Brain Droppings. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny. Carlin unleashes his opinions on \"People Who Should Be Phased Out\" (guys with creases in their jeans, people who know a lot of prayers by heart) and \"Seven Things I'm Tired Of\" (geeks with Walkmans, clothing with writing on it, having to read cloud descriptions in a book). He even offers the never-before-revealed \"Guide to Dining Out\" (order unusual things: a chopped corn sandwich with diced peas and rye potato chips). From nonsense such as \"Eventually there will come a time when everyone is in a band\" to the ultimately profound \"It is impossible to dry one hand\", you'll get a look inside Carlin's mind, and you won't be disappointed. Carlin demolishes everyday values and yet leaves you laughing out loud. You'll learn what he thinks of sports fans, how he would improve the TV networks, his suggestions for Legal Murder Once a Month, and his plan for World Peace Through Constant Dancing. Also included are two classic Carlin monologues - \"A Place for My Stuff\" and \"Baseball and Football\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGeorge Carlin\u003c\/b\u003e (1937-2008), a celebrated stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author, was best known for his irreverent, dark comedy and reflections on American society. Carlin was once dubbed \"the dean of counterculture comedians\" and has been regarded as one of the most influential stand-up comics of his time. He filmed his first HBO special in 1977 and appeared on \u003ci\u003eThe Tonight Show\u003c\/i\u003e over 130 times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 272\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 x 8.33 x 6.27 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 10, 2008\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55959179460913,"sku":"9780786863136","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/3486\/5969\/files\/YMkQ-oSOCa9780786863136.webp?v=1787813434","url":"https:\/\/www.welibooks.com\/products\/brain-droppings-hardcover","provider":"Welibooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}